Job Description:
Assist stay-at-home mom in protecting her 11-month old daughter from falling and severely injuring herself. Chase toddler-to-be around the house making sure fingers do not get pinched, small objects do not find themselves inside of her mouth, books do not get torn to shreds and most importantly daughter does not fall, bang head or break any bones. One small example: prevent daughter from *leaping* off leather chair face-first onto the floor while mom is taking pictures of her in cute dress and fancy hair. This type of aid would have been fantastic this morning, preventing many tears for daughter and mom.
Skills Required:
Flexibility, Endless supply of energy, Extra arms and legs, Eyes in back of head
Salary:
Negotiable
Applications welcome, would like to avoid future pictures of daughter looking like this:
Nice expression huh? I was trying to capture the scrape on her nose and she made this pretty face for me instead. So pretty!
2 comments:
OUCH!...I can't imagine experiencing the "first tumble", especially from the height of the chair - however, it's good to know she's a trooper! Play out the dramatics Anna - LOVE this pic and the face you're making! :)
Uncle P
Consider this an application for "spotter" job-
Past experience: Raising two busy boys often going in different directions. Nursed a number of knee abrasions, contusions, lacerations, and fractures. Kissed several "boo-boos".
Physical requirements: Able to sit on floor and play, push stroller, fill backyard pool with water, walk stairs while holding child in one arm, and respond quickly to cries for help.
Education: Learned on the job. Is there any other way?
Availability: Just call and I'll be there.
Salary: Joy and fulfillment in being grandma is more than enough.
Available for interview at your request.
Grandma Dyer
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